Taxation without representation is tyranny.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

An equal application of law to every condition of man is fundamental.

[Our] principles [are] founded on the immovable basis of equal right and reason.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with inherent and inalienable rights; that among these, are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness; that to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed; that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them

Income tax forms should be more realistic by allowing the taxpayer to list Uncle Sam as a dependent.